Graduation Day

Dependent status: 2 down, 3 to go.

Is it too early start making travel plans? Pick an airline? Pack a bag? Looking for ideas about places to disappear. Third world country with wireless internet would be nice. Oh, and showers. Must have hot showers. Need to get lost, be secretly smug about high school Facebook "friends" who have put on more weight than I have (you know you do it too), soothe my OCD.

If it's not one thing, it's your mother...

Wondering where to go to divorce your mother.

Is it too much to ask for a good lay, a good book, and then leave me the hell alone?